His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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