Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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