one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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