I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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