lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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