if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You need Xanax blowdarts
50% drunk capacity currently
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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