gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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