I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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