She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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