so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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