you mean i was at the winter classic?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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