I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You smell like stripper and shame
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize