Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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