That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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