I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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