I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Randomize
