wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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