Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
These tits shall not be calmed
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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