porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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