She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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