what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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