That's intense
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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