Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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