susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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