How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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