tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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