my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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