is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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