Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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