So drunk, too bad you don't want this
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm always down for nudity.
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