And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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