Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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