This girl is more easily done than said...
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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