You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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