he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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