Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He shit in the fireplace
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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