nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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