yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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