32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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