He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
