he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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