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• (301): View more from Maryland

  is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!

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• (716): View more from New York

  nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  it's like his dick is making a u-turn.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"

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