Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.

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(586): View more from Michigan

When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car

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(732): View more from New Jersey

shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples

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you dont

(732): View more from New Jersey

i dont

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(614): View more from Ohio

This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?

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(+61): View more from Australia

Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..

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(301): View more from Maryland

We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.

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