By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
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community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i love accidental penises.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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