Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We don't watch enough power rangers
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And then my night got REAL pukey
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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