let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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