OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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