its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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