I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
How external is "for external use only"?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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