I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
