You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i think i have two assholes
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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