i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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