Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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