so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
false alarm. still invincible.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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