If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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