we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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