Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize