So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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