we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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